I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Why are your pants in the freezer?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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