on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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