i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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