he was CRYING into my vagina
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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