I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Randomize
