Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
My life is pants optional.
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