There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
