Quick, to the slutcave!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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