i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Boobs speak an international language.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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