if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
