I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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