i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
that's an acceptable place to lick
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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