shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Terrible idea I love it
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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