I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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