dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
