Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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