dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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