yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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