youre lurking in front of me
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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