Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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