i think my tv is drunk
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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