Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
