No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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