She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
3pm strippers are depressing
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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