You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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