Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
