There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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