Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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