and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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