I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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