it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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