Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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