At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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