I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm passing your future prison.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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