Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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