who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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