she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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