Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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