You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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