so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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