gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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