And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Randomize
