Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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