Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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