so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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