Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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