let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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