obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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