I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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