quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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