Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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