yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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