butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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