i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I have post one night stand depression
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