At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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